snorunt:

dear jesus why is my weiner so large

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The Moldy Peaches → Anyone Else But You

Here is the church and here is the steeple,
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don’t see what anyone can see in anyone else but you

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If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

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thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

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tyleroakley:

lindsaychrist:

i wont let this video die

nobody should

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

gif-giz:

☆ ☆ Actual FUNNY Gif Blog ☆ ☆

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boredandmoist:

hockpock:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

Mass produce these to clear minefields please.

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